Gareth Bale - Best Fights & Angry Moments
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
- "He nods, he gives me a condom, pod favod"
He goes to a store and says to the salesman:
- "He nods, he gives me a condom, pod favod"
The seller can not believe what he hears and asks:
- "Sorry ... what did you ask for?"
- "A condoncito, pod favod ..."
The astonished man says:
- "IPero, why do you want a condon?"
And the little boy: - "Pada ataadme ed zapatito .."
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
Donald Trump President From USA.
Donald Trump President
From USA.
I did not feel so sad
In the world since all
Neighborhood
To the Chavo of 8.
9 of November of 1989
9 of November of 1989:
falls the wall of Berlin
27 years later,
November 9, 2016:
They elect a president who
wants to erect a wall.
What do you study?
- What do you study?
- Degree in distinguishing koalas
- How is that? - See that dog?
Yes. - Well, it's not a koala.
Well ... change it!
A Galician couple is preparing the divorce,
and she says: - I stay with the baby, Manolo ... -.
- Damn! LY that for clue ?, - Because it is mine, not yours ...
- she says. "But it's not yours, either," answered the Galician.
- What the hell !? And who gave it? "She asks.
- I do not know ... ITC 'do you remember the day I was born,
being in the maternity ward, I got dirty and you told me to change it?
R - Yes ... -. - Well ... change it!
But you touched the pipi
- Do not confuse kindness with coquetry.
- But you touched the pipi, Daniela.
- Yes, but very kindly.
You son of a bitch
A boy gives blood to his girlfriend
then the week they fight and the boyfriend says:
"Give me my blood !!
She is angry, she removes the sanitary napkin,
she throws it in her face and says:
"You son of a bitch, I'm going to pay in monthly installments .. !!!!!
How beautiful is the proximity of Christmas:
How beautiful is the proximity of Christmas:
Today when I left the house I saw a man give his cell phone,
watch and wallet to another who only had a knife.
Christmas is to give, already feel the spirit naviderio.
RIIINNNNGGG ...
It was a couple making love in the middle of Christmas
and in full orgasm the bell rings ... RIIINNNNGGG ...
The woman gets up quickly, looks out the window and says:
-My love are the 3 wise men !!
The man who was naked on the bed shouts:
- "Pass Melchor" The woman very excited at the
comment of his man says: - My love all my life I wanted
to make a trio! ... But ... 1 because instead To make
Melchor pass, we better pass Baltazar?
He is black and blacks have it bigger!
-The guy gets up and shouts:
-PENDIX, YOU ARE PUT *****! I SAID YOU, PASS THE
SHORT, PA-SA-ME THE SHORT ...
The former overcome you
The former overcome you,
forget you and fall in love with another,
but you hardly know that you are dating
another and return to fuck the next.
