Happy New Year !

Merry Christmass....

Friday, February 13, 2015

2 hours later the chinese again calls and said:


A Chinese called his boss and said: boss, today Chinese no hurts stomach head and skin ...
Chinese pendejo today you can not miss I need to look I when I'm like this I tell my old
lady to make Love and with that I will Take me off you should try Ok patlon I'm going to


plobal ... 2 hours later the chinese again calls and said:
Chief you are wise glacias and I feel myself very nice congratulations your house very gluten
his quality and good lica his mujel ..




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Tuesday, February 10, 2015

The Best FIFA Football Awards 2016: Cristiano Ronaldo eyes up top award as Liverpool fans win gong for YNWA

Here's the man of the hour



The main man is arriving
Yes! It's Ken Charlery.

No wait. It's Ronaldo. "Dramatic scenes here," says the man on FIFA TV. Sadly, though, we are watching the inside of the hall and not the arrival.







Sunday, February 8, 2015

WOMEN SHOULD PRAY.


WOMEN SHOULD PRAY.
Lord, I ask wisdom to understand this man.
Patience to bear it.
Goodness to treat.


Love to forgive him.
I do not ask for strength, Lord,
because if you give me strength !!!!
I KILL IT !!!!! Amen.






I have no enemies


Almost at the end of the Sunday service the priest asked: "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80 percent of the room raised their hands. The priest insisted on the question. Everyone responded this time except for an old woman. -Seriora Josefa ... is willing to forgive their enemies ?. "I have no enemies," he


replied sweetly. -Mrs. Josefa, that is very rare. How many years have you? -99 answered. The congregation rose and applauded. -Can you go to the front and tell us how you get to 99 years without having enemies? R, Mrs. Josefa paw !, at the head, went to the congregation and said: -Because all those miscreants have died

Saturday, February 7, 2015

The father-in-law answers:


A guy goes with his lover to a hotel and when he sees his father-in-law's car parked and says:
 "Look at my father-in-law, the bastard!
I do not know who you're going to fuck with, but I'm gonna fuck you.


He approaches the car and steals the stereo.
When the guy leaves the hotel, he goes to his father-in-law's house to visit him.
As usual he was very angry and asked,
"What happens to you father-in-law, I see you in such a bad mood?
The father-in-law answers:
- What's wrong with me?
Pregtintale to the idiot of woman, to lend the car for it to mass and stole the stereo.

Monday, December 8, 2014

Can you tell what my father is for?


Mama, if God gives us food,
Santa Claus presents, the ciguena


brings the children and the Magi bring
the gifts on January 6 ... 'Can you tell what my father is for?




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Monday, December 1, 2014

The guy comes


This was a very drunk gentleman,
who had already become customary
to come to his house drunk, his wife


very angry, he set a trap, disguised
as Satan and hid behind a chair to
scare him. The guy comes, sits on
the couch, his wife leaves and starts
shouting, the undeter answered:
Do not scare me, I'm married to my sister!