Happy New Year !

Merry Christmass....

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Doctor, doctor



Doctor, doctor, I have a testicle of iron and another of wood. LY Do you have children? Yes, Robocop and Pinocchio.


Wednesday, June 15, 2016

An old man goes to the doctor's office and says


An old man goes to the doctor's office and says, "Look, doctor, I have a young girlfriend and I want to get married, but when I go by the cold, I'm fine. When I go for the 2nd I start to fatigue.


 On the 3rd they give me cramps and chills. And on the 4th I fall. And the astonished doctor asks: - But how old are you? - Well, alas, doctor. "Of your own age, sir?" - Then get to the fifth floor where she lives.

Monday, February 8, 2016

Chloe shows the benefits of working in the gym


Kardashian Chloe spends too much time in the gym, fitness tips and frequently shares her followers.

For this reason, "Protein World" has decided to select 32-year-old to its new campaign.

Chloe looked wonderful, as her dress showed off format.


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Sunday, January 10, 2016

"That's not what I said!"


-My love do you want us to go to the GYM together?
- Are you saying me fat ??
-Well if you do not want to!


-Haaa, are you telling me gossip?
-Chate mate! "Are you telling me hysterics?"
"That's not what I said!"
"So I'm a liar?"
-Don't go out then ....
Let's see !!! Why do you want it alone ??





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Monday, January 4, 2016

how to clean a car :P



Saturday, December 26, 2015

An old man asks Jaimito



An old man asks Jaimito: Hear Nilio, how many atios do you think I have? Disctilpeme sir, but I only count to one hundred.

Grandma is phosphorescent?



Mama, mama, `Grandma is phosphorescent? No son, 4 Why? Then he is electrocuting.