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Tuesday, April 21, 2015

"Are you serious?"

Honey, I'm pregnant! "Are you serious?" (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); -Happy April Fools Day! -JAY, are not you pregnant yet? "Yes, but it's not yours. Hahahaha Keyword: university, online college, online colleges, online college degree, online degree, online university, online college courses, online schools, online courses, college online, online school, online education, online universities, online college...

Monday, April 20, 2015

"Day of the innocent you fell"

The day of the innocent is the ideal  day to tell that special person you like,  because if you refuse you can say  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); "Day of the innocent, you fell".  While you're going to cry disconsolately  to a kidney & why no one loves you. Keyword: university, online college, online colleges, online college degree, online degree, online university, online...

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Is seriously?

Honey, I'm pregnant! -Is seriously? -Happy April Fools Day! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});  -AY, are not you pregnant yet? Yes, but it's not yours. Hahahaha Keyword: university, online college, online colleges, online college degree, online degree, online university, online college courses, online schools, online courses, college online, online school, online education, online universities, online college classes,...

Monday, April 13, 2015

I really do not mind buying her own food

An old couple goes to a fast food restaurant, where they carefully divide the hamburger and fries into two. A truck driver feels sorry for them and offers to buy his wife his own food. "Do not worry," says the old man, "we share everything. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A few minutes later, the truck driver realizes that the wife has not had a bite. "I really do not mind buying her own food," she insists. "Do not worry,...

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Why are married women fatter than single women?

Why are married women fatter than single women? -Because the maiden comes to the house, (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); and what is in the refrigerator and goes to bed. The married woman comes to the house, sees what is in the bed and goes to the refrigerator. Keyword: university, online college, online colleges, online college degree, online degree, online university, online college courses, online schools, online...

Friday, April 10, 2015

But, woman, it is necessary

The husband, on his deathbed, calls his wife. In a hoarse, already weak voice, he says, "Very well, I'll take my time, but first I want to make you a confession. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); - No, no, no, you should not make any effort. - But, woman, it is necessary. The husband insists. - It is necessary to die in peace, I want to confess something to you. - Okay, fine. I speak "I've had relationships with your sister,...

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Best Football Fights In The Tunnel Ever

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Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Do you look like a worried friend?

There are two friends: "Do you look like a worried friend?" "Yes, what I have is frustration, I was proud of how I put my wife when (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I came to orgasm, it was a tremendous thing, how she shuddered, how she jumped, groaned, she rolled her eyes. -And that Paso, did you discover that it was fake ?? -N000 ... I discovered it's epileptic ...