Monday, June 8, 2015

The teacher in math class:


The teacher in math class:
- To see Pablito, if on a roof there are 4 pigeons and you kill one with a shot, how many pigeons are left?
- No lady, the others will fly by the noise.
- No pablito, the answer is 3, but I like how you think.
- Thank you, Miss. Can I ask you a question?
- Of course, tell me.


- In a cafeteria there are 3 women eating ice cream.
One licks it, another bites and another sucks.
How are you married?
- Well, I do not know, what sucks?
- Not senorita, Ia that has the ring, but I like how you think.

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