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Saturday, December 26, 2015

An old man asks Jaimito

An old man asks Jaimito: Hear Nilio, how many atios do you think I have? Disctilpeme sir, but I only count to one hundred. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}...

Grandma is phosphorescent?

Mama, mama, `Grandma is phosphorescent? No son, 4 Why? Then he is electrocuting. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}...

The teacher says to Juanito

The teacher says to Juanito: To see Juanito, what happens if I cut an ear? And Juanito says to him: I remain half deaf. And, what if I cut your other ear? I go blind. And the frightened teacher tells Juanito: "Why?" Because my glasses would fall off. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}...

Jaimito tells his father

Jaimito tells his father: "Papa, Papa, I have good news and bad news! What is the good Jaimito? ; I have approved all! (, And the bad? Clue is a lie! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}...

A man comes to the doctor

A man comes to the doctor and says to him: Doctor, I have a very serious problem, I take fart that do not smell. Let's see, get one, the doctor answers. He throws it and says the doctor: It is serious, May to operate as soon as possible of the nose! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({})...

Are you serious?

"I'm craving. -"From your lips, to kiss you as if there was no Mariana. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); -Awww, are you serious? -No, give me another tamal...

In the maternity ward

In the maternity ward the jubilant father took pictures of his newborn baby. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); The nurse asks: 'Your first child, sir? No, I already have five, iMi first came...