An old man asks Jaimito

An old man asks Jaimito: Hear Nilio, how many atios do you think I have? Disctilpeme sir, but I only count to one hundred.

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Grandma is phosphorescent?

Mama, mama, `Grandma is phosphorescent? No son, 4 Why? Then he is electrocuting.

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The teacher says to Juanito

The teacher says to Juanito: To see Juanito, what happens if I cut an ear? And Juanito says to him: I remain half deaf. And, what if I cut your other ear? I go blind. And the frightened teacher tells Juanito: "Why?" Because my glasses would fall off.

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Jaimito tells his father

Jaimito tells his father: "Papa, Papa, I have good news and bad news! What is the good Jaimito? ; I have approved all! (, And the bad? Clue is a lie!

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A man comes to the doctor

A man comes to the doctor and says to him: Doctor, I have a very serious problem, I take fart that do not smell. Let's see, get one, the doctor answers. He throws it and says the doctor: It is serious, May to operate as soon as possible of the nose!

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Are you serious?

"I'm craving.
-"From your lips, to kiss you as
if there was no Mariana.


-Awww, are you serious?
-No, give me another tamale."

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In the maternity ward

In the maternity ward
the jubilant father took pictures
of his newborn baby.


The nurse asks: 'Your first child, sir?
No, I already have five,
iMi first camera!

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