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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Doctor, doctor



Doctor, doctor, I have a testicle of iron and another of wood. LY Do you have children? Yes, Robocop and Pinocchio.


Wednesday, June 15, 2016

An old man goes to the doctor's office and says


An old man goes to the doctor's office and says, "Look, doctor, I have a young girlfriend and I want to get married, but when I go by the cold, I'm fine. When I go for the 2nd I start to fatigue.


 On the 3rd they give me cramps and chills. And on the 4th I fall. And the astonished doctor asks: - But how old are you? - Well, alas, doctor. "Of your own age, sir?" - Then get to the fifth floor where she lives.