Gareth Bale - Best Fights & Angry Mome...
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
- "He nods, he gives me a condom, pod favod"
He goes to a store and says to the salesman:
- "He nods, he gives me a condom, pod favod"
The seller can not believe what he hears and asks:
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- "Sorry ... what did you ask for?"
- "A condoncito, pod favod ..."
The astonished man says:
- "IPero, why do you want a condon?"
And the little boy: - "Pada ataadme ed zapatito ...
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
Donald Trump President From USA.
Donald Trump President
From USA.
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I did not feel so sad
In the world since all
Neighborhood
To the Chavo of...
9 of November of 1989
9 of November of 1989:
falls the wall of Berlin
27 years later,
November 9, 2016:
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They elect a president who
wants to erect a wa...
What do you study?
- What do you study?
- Degree in distinguishing koalas
- How is that? - See that dog?
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Yes. - Well, it's not a koa...
Well ... change it!
A Galician couple is preparing the divorce,
and she says: - I stay with the baby, Manolo ... -.
- Damn! LY that for clue ?, - Because it is mine, not yours ...
- she says. "But it's not yours, either," answered the Galician.
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- What the hell !? And who gave it? "She asks.
- I do not know ... ITC 'do you remember the day I was born,
being in the maternity ward, I got dirty and you told me to...
But you touched the pipi
- Do not confuse kindness with coquetry.
- But you touched the pipi, Daniela.
- Yes, but very kindly.
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You son of a bitch
A boy gives blood to his girlfriend
then the week they fight and the boyfriend says:
"Give me my blood !!
She is angry, she removes the sanitary napkin,
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she throws it in her face and says:
"You son of a bitch, I'm going to pay in monthly installments .. !!...
How beautiful is the proximity of Christmas:
How beautiful is the proximity of Christmas:
Today when I left the house I saw a man give his cell phone,
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watch and wallet to another who only had a knife.
Christmas is to give, already feel the spirit navider...
RIIINNNNGGG ...
It was a couple making love in the middle of Christmas
and in full orgasm the bell rings ... RIIINNNNGGG ...
The woman gets up quickly, looks out the window and says:
-My love are the 3 wise men !!
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The man who was naked on the bed shouts:
- "Pass Melchor" The woman very excited at the
comment of his man says: - My love all my life I wanted
to make a trio! ... But...
The former overcome you
The former overcome you,
forget you and fall in love with another,
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but you hardly know that you are dating
another and return to fuck the ne...
