- Grandpa, do not want to enter?

There was a prostitute standing at the door of the Burdel,
 when an old man passes by the door and she says:
- Grandpa, do not want to enter?


- No, daughter, I can not.
- Animese, grandpa, let's try.
The old man comes in and gives it three times in a
row and the poor girl is with her eyes turned, and says:
- No could not?
- Ay piss, catch if I can, what I can not do is pay.
The pension does not give much.

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Oh my love

-My love, you saw the neighbors?
They have been married for more time,


and the husband still touches her, kisses her,
hugs her and puts her hand on you ...
that you do not do the same?
- Oh my love, because I have no confidence with that lady ..






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Year begins with white

In her collection of pictures of bikini, it seems that lacked whites and Emily that has not hesitated to launch the 2017 white bikini.

It does not ever disappoint her fans in "Instagram" and this time the 25-year-old beauty looked phenomenal in the photo posted on her.

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If the big yes, do not be scared ...

If the big yes, do not be scared ...
If you get it, do not say anything ...


If you get it, just breathe and let it end inside ...
If it hurts, close your eyes ...
Because an injection Can save your life







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And the drunkard answers:

He was walking along the street a drunkard and he meets his compadre,
 and this when he saw that the drunk had his ears burned and burned very badly asks:
But, what has happened to you?


It is that my wife thought to leave the iron on, and they are the phone and grab the iron by mistake.
But, and the other?
And the drunkard answers:
The damn imbecile called again.

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The teacher in math class:

The teacher in math class:
- To see Pablito, if on a roof there are 4 pigeons and you kill one with a shot, how many pigeons are left?
- No lady, the others will fly by the noise.
- No pablito, the answer is 3, but I like how you think.
- Thank you, Miss. Can I ask you a question?
- Of course, tell me.


- In a cafeteria there are 3 women eating ice cream.
One licks it, another bites and another sucks.
How are you married?
- Well, I do not know, what sucks?
- Not senorita, Ia that has the ring, but I like how you think.

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