Thursday, January 5, 2017

The husband, on his deathbed, calls his wife


The husband, on his deathbed, calls his wife.
 With a hoarse, already weak voice, he says,
"Okay, liege, my time, but first I want to make you a confession.
- No, no, calm, you should not make any effort.


- But, woman, it is necessary. The husband insists.
- It is necessary to die in peace, I want to confess something to you.
- Okay, fine. I speak "I've had relationships with your sister, your mom, and your best friend.
- I know, I know that's why it poisons you!

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