Tuesday, December 13, 2016

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One finds a drunkard crying in front of a sign, and passes a friend and asks him:
Why cry?
The drunk indicates the sign and says:
There is no shame in this country anymore,
There it says "Mother is sold without feeling."


The friend says:
Do not be brute !, there what it says is "Sell wood, zinc and cement."

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