Sunday, December 18, 2016

He enters a pub and shouts:


He enters a pub and shouts:
-Who thinks he's cock?
All who were inside were
Keep quiet, spend some time and
After several drinks he screams again.
-Who thinks he's cock?


The tallest man rises
Of the bar and says:
-I, I believe myself very cock,
Why?
And the drunkard answers:
-not just to wake me up
at 5 in the morning.




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